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Tuesday
Oct072008

Top 10 ways to tick your plastic surgeon off.

Dealing with a plastic surgeon that you'd like to heckle just a little? Take the opportunity to get your groove on with some payback. In no particular order:

  1. Ask the staff at the front desk what gender they are.
  2. WHEN FILLING OUT YOUR PAPERWORK WRITE WRITE EVERYINGING IN UPPERCASE. TWICE. WHEN FILLING OUT YOUR PAPERWORK WRITE WRITE EVERYINGING IN UPPERCASE. TWICE.
  3. After filling out your paperwork, staple the pages in the middle of the page.
  4. Reply to everything your surgeon says during your consultation with "that's what you think."
  5. If you're left alone in the consultation room take the opportunity to turn the exam table 180 degrees so that if faces the wall.
  6. Ask your plastic surgeon mysterious questions and then scribble answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
  7. In the memo field of your checks, write "for sexual favors."

Ok, there are only seven. If you've got some good ones leave them in the comments.

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