Some of the humorous acronyms and abbreviations found in medical spa charts.
If you have an addition, add it as a comment to this post and I'll bump it up. No complaints that physicians shouldn't ridicule their patients.
ADR - Ain't Doin' Right.
IWF - Imaginary Wrinkle Finder
ATSWWT - Always Thinks Something's Wrong With Them.
CTD - Circling The Drain.
DAAD - Dead As A Doornail.
55W - Fifty Five & Wrinkly
BPC - Botox Poster Child.
WICDM - Wish I Could Do More.
NMTBD - Nothing More To Be Done.
FLK - Funny Looking Kid.
FOS - Full Of Stool.
FTD - Fixing To Die.
DSFD - Doc-Shopping For Deals.
FTW - Friggin Train Wreck. (Patient with multiple problems)
GFPO - Good For Parts Only.
GGTG - Gomers Go To Ground (they fall out of bed or gurneys).
GLM - Good Looking Mom.
TYTLFSS - Twenty Years To Late For Sun Screen.
GOMER - Get Out of My Exaimining Room.
LOLINAD - Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress.
MFC - Measure For Coffin.
NFFM - Normal For Full Moon.
O2T - Oxygen Thief.
ODD&DDR - Out 'De Door and Down 'De Road.
PBBB - Pine Box By Bedside.
FFOBR - Forty Feet Of Bad Road.
PITA - Pain In The A**.
SALT - Same As Last Time.
SWAG - Scientific, wild-A** Guess.
RTNIFL - Refer To Newbie Internist For Laughs.
TOBAS - Take Out Back And Shoot.
TTGA - Told To Go Away.
WDWNF - Well Developed Well Nourished Female.
Humorous Medical Abbreviations